I am a little fed up with Comcast (our local cable and internet provider). Last night I had a tech come in and ‘install’ a High Def DVR. Basically, he plugged it into the wall and tv. For this he gets $42.37. Once he was gone I began tunning to every HD channel I could find. The picture is pretty incredible. About 45 minutes into it I switched channels again to an HD channel and got the “Not Authorized” message that I had always gotten before I stepped up to the HD service. “That’s not right” I thought to myself. I AM authorized! I just paid a dude to be authorized. I have a receipt and everything. Damn. I knew what was coming next. I had to place a call to Comcast and explain what was going on. Hopefully, it would just be something simple, like my account wasn’t updated properly, and it would be fixed.
If only wishing made it so.
I called the 888 number on my non-high-def-allowing screen. I was greated by the ubiquitous automated service. “Please press ’1′ for English…” How about please press 1 for any language BESIDES English because we are going to contine on this line in English! It bugs me, but I’ll save that for another time.
I am on hold for 22 minutes before I get to speak to a human. I explain my situation and we do some troubleshooting. She asks me to read the serial number off the box and verify how the box is connected to the tv. She sends a signal to the box. Nothing happens. She puts me on hold a couple of times. Nothing happens. She suggests that the ticket may not have been closed on my account and that’s why my HD box thinks I shouldn’t be allowed to see HD content. Okay. I’m ready to try whatever may work. “I’ll have to transfer you to the sales department so they can close the ticket” she says.
That would have been okay… if she actually transfered me to sales. I am put on hold for another while. I don’t know how long exactly because according to the Physics of Telephone Customer Service time passes more slowly on my end of the phone than it does on the other. When a woman answers I explain my situation to her and she tells me that I am in the wrong department. I tell her I was supposed to be forwarded to the sales department and she agrees. She tells me I will be put on hold and forwarded to sales.
I am, again, forced to give up another small block of my life waiting for someone with the ability to help me.
Just over fourteen minutes of bad hold music that is so low I wonder if I have been disconnected later I am greeted by another automated routing system. I realize I am not in the sales department but in a queue for people who are moving their cable service to a new address. This is not right! I don’t want service at a different address! I want it HERE!… and I want it in high definition!
After a couple of attempts to get the automated system to route my to someone who won’t try to change my address I hang up. Defeated.
By this time the dogs need to be walked so I take a break and let my ear cool off. I could actually feel my outer ear relaxing as it recovered from well over an hour of suffering a phone pressed against it.
I’m not a quitter. I don’t believe in quitting or giving up. Unless, of course, something is to hard, takes to long, or ceases to hold my interest.
Spirit renewed I dial Comcast, ready for anything. My plan is to get to a human, recount what has transpired up to this point, give them one shot to fix it and then request a new box. I begin by spending the next twenty minutes on hold. Finally, I get someone. I give he the scoop. She does her thing, I do mine. We decide to get me a knew box.
No, believe it or not, this is the part that annoyed me:
“The earliest open appointment I have is for Thursday.”
Not only did I just pay a guy to bring me a defective box (not his fault – it worked when he left) but now I have to wait again. I would have expected and appology and a next day appointment. Or even send the guy back that night. It was a little past 9:00pm and I know they work to 9:00 because my appointment window was 5-9pm.
On a side note, when the install guys came in they brought the DVR and it’s remote and cables in a box. They set the box on my couch to take the DVR and cables out. They hooked up the DVR and I took out the remote to look at it. After everything was done I signed the work order and paid them. Then they walked out the door and left the empty box on my couch.
I’ve done many computer installs, upgrades and setups in people’s houses. Most times I am bringing in components in boxes. When I install the components I am left with empty boxes. I always cleaned up after myself. It’s basic customer service.
Atleast I think so.