Archive for August, 2009

half-assed attempt

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Last night I got a phone call:

Caller: “Hello, I am with the dealership and going through some paper work here I see you forgot to renew your bumper to bumper warranty on your 06 Tacoma.”

Me: “Really?”

Caller: “How many miles do you have…”

Me: “Actually, I got a 100,000 mile bumper to bumper warranty that I paid for when I bought the truck.”

Caller: <click>

Jerk off!

On the phone he sounded like a kid who was bored with being on the phone.  I did notice that while he was saying “… going through some paper work…” I could clearly hear him deliberately shuffling papers.  It was truely a half-assed attempt and we both knew it.